Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The dick lei will go down in squad history
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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