The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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