just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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