it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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