I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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