Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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