Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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