mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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