Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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