Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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