doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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