I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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