you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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