You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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