at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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