return my video game
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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