i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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