I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He better not be in your backpack
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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