I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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