when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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