Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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