hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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