Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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