wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Come back. Shots need mouths.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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