p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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