She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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