My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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