Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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