whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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