maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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