so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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