i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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