After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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