So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish you could order shots online.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Randomize
