it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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