So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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