it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?