Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.