You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.