About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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