How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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