Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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