Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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