i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize