yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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