OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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