By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My penis needs a shock collar
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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