Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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