How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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