: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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