I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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