WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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