Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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