Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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