god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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