Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
