recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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