You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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