Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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